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Marvel gave Namor a goatee, I don’t like it, the musical

Or, we finally get Namor in a movie but is it what we wanted?

4 min readNov 11, 2022

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Marvel gave Namor a goatee, I don’t like it, the musical

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Live action Pinocchio coming to Disney+ in Sept…Oh boy

How has Disney’s track record been with live action remakes lately? Little sub-par ya thinking? What was the last one, Cruella, I think…

5 min readAug 3, 2022

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Live action Pinocchio coming to Disney+ in Sept…Oh boy

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Something I’d Like WB and DC to Consider About ‘Suicide Squad’

Or “I was gonna send this as a tweet, but it got long.”

4 min readJul 26, 2022

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Something I’d Like WB and DC to Consider About ‘Suicide Squad’

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Preliminary reports saying She-Hulk is awful, True or False?

According to reports gathered from my secret basement dwells under Disney/Marvel’s HQ the show will be an extended 10-ep run instead of the…

3 min readJun 5, 2022

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Preliminary reports saying She-Hulk is awful, True or False?

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The MCU/X-Men Problem No one is Talking About

I legit wrote this 4 years ago and it still holds up today

6 min readFeb 24, 2022

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The MCU/X-Men Problem No one is Talking About

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Woke up yesterday and Part 9, Vegeta, and Sarah Z trending on twitter

Before I went to bed Goku and Akira Toriyama was trending and today as I woke up I saw Jojolion was trending, though that one I shouldn’t…

2 min readAug 18, 2021

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This Will Not Be the Final Castlevania Season

I can almost guarantee there will be more Castlevania in the future, just not this Castlevania. I’ll elaborate. If you’re reading this, I’m…

3 min readJul 28, 2021

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This Will Not Be the Final Castlevania Season

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Welp, it took like 25 yrs but…they’re getting that ‘Space Jam 2’ movie out

Look, can we all just straight up agree that it’s not gonna be great? Doesn’t it all just seem like too little too late? Or really more…

3 min readJul 19, 2021

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Live-Action Netflix Cowboy Bebop Has Wrapped Filming

My deeply growing concern for Netflix adaptions grows ever deeper

4 min readJul 9, 2021

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Live-Action Netflix Cowboy Bebop Has Wrapped Filming

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Disney overlords conquest continues

Hey remember when we were all joking about this and it seemed so ridiculous that Disney would somehow control everything? Ha…haha…ha

2 min readJan 18, 2021

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Disney overlords conquest continues

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Hapsetshut

Comics make my soul happy. patreon.com/Hapsetshut and ko-fi.com/hapsetshut. For more witty comebacks, oneliners, and hot takes go check out my twitter same name

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